1. breakfastburritoe:

    obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

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  2. "I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not."
    — My fucked up brain (via emotionalfarts)

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  4. Anonymous said: I joined your blog late... are you gay? Or bi? You're hot tho.

    cyberho:

    blastortoise:

    cyberho:

    kinda offended @ how straight isn’t even an option tbh like I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt 

    you literally said that you wanted some guy to fist you so hard that your organs get turned in a milkshake and it seeps out of you now gaped asshole……

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  6. perks-of-being-chinese:

    fabulous-friar:

    perks-of-being-chinese:

    princess-acidic:

    🌙take me to your wonderland🌙

    where are they going??

    To their fucking Wonderland

    im sorry

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  7. verylittlebird:

    this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

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  9. jollygreenstoner:

    My daily learning…..no words

    (via assgod)

     

  10. foreveralone-lyguy:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?

    thank you

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    thank you once again

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    AH WHEN WILL THEY END

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    EVEN MORE OMFG

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    I regret making this post. My inbox is filled with these now lol

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    It’s like you didn’t even try

    (via justlearningasigo)