1. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately

    (via jackballs)

  2. (Source: bricesander, via jackballs)


  3. gold-skies:

    shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney

    (via jackballs)

  4. stuffalextumbles:

    Me for all of high school

    (Source: willoughbooby, via justlearningasigo)

  5. yigers:


    check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

    this dog rocks

    (Source: rckrbelle, via justlearningasigo)


  6. heckitygirl:

    i love drunk girls in bathrooms so much like they’re just so nice they tell u how pretty u are and become ur bff for like those two minutes that ur standing there in the bathroom its great

    (via jackballs)


  7. cyanicle:

    friend: sorry about the mess!


    me: sorry about the mess!


    (via jackballs)

  10. liberalsarecool:

    Science always has its skeptics. Unfortunately, Republicans elect them

    (Source: truthdig.com, via pc10sley)