1. lsdzeppelin:

    i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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    when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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    (via mytoilet-hasaseatbelt)

     

  2. tacobelligerent:

    tacobelligerent:

    I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

    why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

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  3. alyssaaraee:

    EVERYONE STOP AND REALIZE!! THIS IS A BABY FOX!!!

    (via mytoilet-hasaseatbelt)

     

  4. rneerkat:

    studmuffin2014:

    rneerkat:

    i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

    It does make you sick. Literally.

    wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

    (via jackballs)

     
  5. undisclosing:

    when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

    (via jackballs)

     

  6. toyota:

    chaparro26:

    toyota:

    No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu

    I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol

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    (via jackballs)

     

    1. High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
    2. Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
    3. Actual College Professor: lol same.
     

  7. vanconcastiel:

    ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

    fandomstuck:

    the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

    Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

    Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

    (via justlearningasigo)

     
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    1. iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
    2. Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
    3. iPhone user: I just like this pho-
    4. Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*