1. smartgirlsattheparty:

    This one never gets old.

    (Source: amypoehler, via mytoilet-hasaseatbelt)

     
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  3. mufasamonsta:

    tahthetrickster:

    i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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    AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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    "THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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  5. tuucker:

    irisowl:

    So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

    Dr. Robert Evans

    I looked it up

    My dentist is Captain America’s dad

    My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

    JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

    (via mytoilet-hasaseatbelt)

     
  6. larsencommakellie:

    mallomallo:

    She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

    I literally screamed when I saw this!

    (Source: husssel, via mytoilet-hasaseatbelt)

     

  7. colornbian:

    How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

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  8. k3utommy:

    *hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook

    (Source: cathercha, via mytoilet-hasaseatbelt)

     

  9. yesings:

    what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

    (Source: miniaturepoodle, via mytoilet-hasaseatbelt)

     

  10. thesoundofmyotpgettingmarried:

    mylifeasqueenb:

    girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

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